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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

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By DWIcop - 03/04/2019 00:00

Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Monday 5 September 2011 8:50

I think you were drunk...calling it DWI??

StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 5 September 2011 8:51

Maybe the line "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" will actually work in this situation.

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sildavin 0

Monday 5 September 2011 17:48

I smell an obvious fake.

corrinaswan 0

Monday 5 September 2011 17:49

Your drunk you put DWI its DUI smart one

smart_stupid 4

Monday 5 September 2011 18:06

Driving While Intoxicating :P

that1_navy_dude 3

Monday 5 September 2011 18:29

DUI is a lesser charge than a DWI in some states.

L3g4lPl4typus 0

Monday 5 September 2011 18:10

that, my friend, is what we call hyper irony

SadinSherman 16

Monday 5 September 2011 18:22

You could probably report him or her

ggdawg24 0

Monday 5 September 2011 18:32

Lol. Oh the irony

mdub2011 0

Monday 5 September 2011 18:38

DUI!

no_namer386 5

Monday 5 September 2011 18:41

DOA, DUI, DWI, ADD, WTH?? Why they don't just call it Alcoholized Driving?

jdawg2010 0

Monday 5 September 2011 18:44

DWI? W.T.F?

vbmg152 18

Monday 5 September 2011 18:48

Driving while intoxicated it's the old term for DUI! They changed it to DUI ( driving under the influence to cover drugs & alcohol!) when drugs got so rampant!

vbmg152 18

Monday 5 September 2011 18:46

Way back when, it was DWI or driving while intoxicated! Now, it's DUI, driving under the influence because that covers alcohol & drugs! BTW, I think OP is lying!

Zambaku 9

Monday 5 September 2011 20:21

Are you an idiot? Maybe OP forgot it was DUI. You know, some people aren't stupid little 10-year-olds.

xGolBLiiN 1

Monday 5 September 2011 19:02

don't remind him to read you your rights get out of it and get him arrested

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