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Push it, push it. To the limit, limit.
Don't worry OP, I popped a blood vessel in my head and had to be rushed to the hospital once.
Some laxatives might help, just be sure that the laxatives don't have any extreme side effects.
You're going to give yourself a prolapse that way
Did you poop a vessel in your brain?
That's how Elvis died
Woah maybe you should cut out the animal products (which contain zero fiber) and buy a cleanse. Look into Renew Life.
Try to relax(ative)
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Don't force it dude.. Got to let it be natural! Just relax.. It'll happen.
Guess you pushed yourself to your limit.