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By Till We Pass Out - 03/10/2015 15:30 - United Kingdom - Halifax

Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML

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By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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By a faint recollection - 23/05/2016 01:57 - United States - Goshen

Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML

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By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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By Discipl - 28/10/2014 03:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 14:45 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepared. I decided to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passed out. FML

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By Heavybreather - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Athens

Today, after climbing 5 flights of stairs I walked into the restroom to take a piss. I was winded but trying to keep my heavy breathing to a minimum. My plan failed when I almost fainted inbetween two guys at the urinal and started gasping for air. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By Out of Shape - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Egypt

Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML

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Razabin 15

Sunday 4 October 2015 12:10

Don't force it dude.. Got to let it be natural! Just relax.. It'll happen.

xoxoblondee 31

Sunday 4 October 2015 12:13

Guess you pushed yourself to your limit.

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Yastafari 16

Sunday 4 October 2015 19:03

It takes two to tango & evidently two to pass out

captainsmegma 12

Sunday 4 October 2015 19:50

Sounds like it's enema time.

cookie1207 19

Sunday 4 October 2015 20:38

Been there, done that! Happens to the best of us!

athphane 7

Sunday 4 October 2015 20:41

I've done that once. I got sub conjunctival hemorrhage in my left eye.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 4 October 2015 21:09

I need a follow up for more detail

vikky538 28

Sunday 4 October 2015 21:25

Laxatives... They save your life during this tough situations

Erksangel 25

Sunday 4 October 2015 23:18

The struggle was real!!!

ko051598 20

Sunday 4 October 2015 23:45

I think you need laxatives to help you shit better...

KaywinnetLeeFrye 15

Monday 5 October 2015 0:31

Dude, fiber.

redlizzybeth 25

Monday 5 October 2015 0:42

See a doctor! This can be a cardiac (heart) issue. The body action of bearing down is called the vagal response and people with heart conditions can sometimes have their blood pressure bottom out when they do it. Elvis died taking a poo, mostly likely due to an unknown heart issue and the action of bearing down really hard to take a poo. Sorry man but you need to see a doctor.

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