Miscellaneous: Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By Jorgina226 - 11/08/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

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You deserved it 26 118

By WearingSomethingStringy - 10/04/2013 00:02 - United States - Cranston

Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Hummelstown

Today, I found all of my underwear frozen in my freezer. I put my underwear in the washer before I left for work. I then put them in the dryer. I woke up and tried to put them on several times thinking I was missing the pant holes. I finally turned on the lights to see that each leg hole was sewn shut, all of them. FML

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By Seamstressed - 09/02/2017 20:00 - Italy

Today, I was sewing a top. Due to a mistake, I had to unstitch the zipper and resew it. When I was almost done, I noticed that the zipper was upside down. FML

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You deserved it 1 266

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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1Tsk 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:19

You sir, are pathetic

fleshandfantasy 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

at least you'll always know they're yours?

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atam09 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:45

who care this is not a fml.

suckmorethanme 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:46

so. freakin. sad.

Zoockey 5

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:47

Dude, that's just a random act of boredom, wich I'd prefer not to be bored with

emilysanftwsom 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:05

Not an FML nor is it funny, just plain boring. Next.

gonzolove 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:09

Really? I clean when I get bored. Or I play this really terrible thing called Text Twist that I somehow let myself get addicted to.

IIRoxieII 12

Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:12

When I am bored, I just com here.... -_-

hk_fml 9

Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:32

yeah xD there are a million things to do online. I dont know how you got to that level of boring in this day and age.

ddrluna 2

Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:15

This belongs on MLIA.

wazdog 4

Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:35

MLIA frenchie lost on FML.

mrzero 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 12:09

get a life

Zomgilicious 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 12:53

...this belongs on MLIA.

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