By Kyra.45 - 03/10/2013 22:46 - United States - Troy

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Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML
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Ramanella 26

Umm, maybe walk that extra mile to get the proper toys you need op. I know I should but I don't feel any real sympathy for you. Maybe a little, but not a whole lot.

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bigpops 12

a cucumber would be better or you could call a friend..

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freeman17 1

See this is why you have a guy do it

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poptart_boss 6

I guess that fruit just wasn't ripe enough...

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MungoJungo 4

Hahahahahahahahhaabahahahahahahhahahaabbahabahabahabhahabba

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larryb1986 9

Did it pickle any? Just wondering. Lol

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worldclassrager 39

Ban the banana try something else...or avoid using food all together...

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ISlangWang 7

Try a more pleasant fruit..did someone say "cactus"?

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