By Kyra.45 - 03/10/2013 22:46 - United States - Troy

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Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML
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Ramanella 26

Umm, maybe walk that extra mile to get the proper toys you need op. I know I should but I don't feel any real sympathy for you. Maybe a little, but not a whole lot.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

I'll be the man for ya. For a night or a long term relationship. Good luck in finding the guy for you or woman if you go for that way also.

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hannahn1492 7

On a thousand ways to die a girl does from masturbating with a carrot from cutting herself... next time try something that won't cause so much damage..

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TheModernPatriot 14

Just get a toy until you find a guy

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mhonski_fml 6

i wonder how the banana looks like now lol

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KayleeFrye 39

Get a vibrator, already! And if you're under 18, go buy a "massager" at Wal-Mart to tide you over until you can go buy a real one. I suggest a rabbit!

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catsie_fml 14

I hope that your next partner isnt allergic to bananas

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