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Same thing different taste
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Ripper
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Toot toot
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It's hot!
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YDI for being a total ***** ****
Meh. That's not too bad. After he commiserated with you about the rip, if you had said, "Don't worry, you can stick your dick right through it," THAT would have made Mum pissy!
Haha... But it was not so bad. How old are you?
If you're that forgetful, don't talk while you're driving. The life you save may be your own.
Haha. Eh. It's a *blushed face* moment. Then again, depends on how old you are. If you're like, 15-16, yeah, it probably would of been a shitload of awkward. But if you're like, I dunno, 20 something, then it's probably not AS awkward. and yeah, why WAS your mum in the car with you when you're apparently taking a ride over to sex up your boyfriend? XD Talk about awkward... Ummmerrrehhhh I'd say "FYL." People forget.
wpw shameee Does your mum think your slaggy now :P
You actually could say those were boots or something. If you didn't say jeans, tho.
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Wow. Stupid. YDI. Unless you were driving how could you forget? And if you were going to meet him anyways you still needed to talk on the phone. Instead of talking to your mom. Don't focus only on your BF. Parents need attention too.
how is it still ok even if he takes them off? they're your favourite jeans...