By penisface69 - 05/05/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML
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penisface69 17

he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.

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hahayou12345 0

Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.

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cRAYzed 0

Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.

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IHateXbox 0

How is that an FML? I really don't understand... Your life is ****** because a guy wants to **** you. Maybe it'd be awkward if you're a guy, too, but I'm guessing you're not.

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xtfauthorx 0

But he is a guy :P

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LilKonvicted 0

this somehow made me think of chuck norris, I have no idea how XD

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fretforyerlatte 0

hahaha well, at least he wasn't about to lead you on. you know where you stand with that one. **** him!

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99Rage 0

Knowing how "most girls are" I'm gonna go with what 26 said, and say you have already ****** him.

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yossariangirl 0

Wow he's like James Bond in Casino Royale.

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strangersdk 0

#2 you can't know that. OP just announces that she's single so she obviously wants to be with him, good for him for either a) having a sense of humor, or b) being straightforward about it. Funny dude.

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RainbowxxVeinsx 17

Op is a guy.

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LuxLisbon_fml 0

#17, I'm pretty sure the advertisements it shows are determined by keywords on the page - in this instance, '****', 'single', 'sex', etc. I'm being invited by the side banner at the moment to 'Find a lady, email, hook up tonight!'. On FMLs about school you get adverts for online degrees, and so on.

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