By penisface69 - 05/05/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML
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he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.

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hahayou12345 0

Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.

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cRAYzed 0

Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.

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lolwhat_fml 0

lmfao at #8. I thought the same thing C:

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24788 6

At least he was honest. Most guys would of just been thinking "lets ****".

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myoukei 31

Most guys don't actually strait out ask to **** other guys ._.'

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p00p0ster0us 0

Umm...wow. He pretty much nailed awkward right there...

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loveyababe 0

I love people with no filter. They blurt out whatever they feel. It can get annoying but at least you know EXACTLY what they're thinking hahah

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Go_Home 0

That was the most meaningless and incoherent FML I've ever read. Thanks for breaking the record :D Worse shit has happened to people and you're complaining about this?

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

So the FML is your idea of cute is guys like this?

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24788 6

I love the fact that I missed a really good joke. fmylife.com has one night stand advertisements.

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Mikeymikey 4

maybe the oke saw that he had nothing to lose. Either u say yes and hes happy or you say no and hes happy as well since he wasn't gonna hit on you anyways. Not trying to be rude here.. maybe he said it'd be awkward because he didn't think you are good looking. well..whatever, this FML sucks... PEACE!!!!

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