By penisface69 - 05/05/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML
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he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.

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hahayou12345 0

Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.

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cRAYzed 0

Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.

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rukusrazor 0

Was this at a funeral or some shit? What was so awkward?

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dancing_bear 0

#24 bahahahaha.

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sunshinedust_fml 1

I feel like the the OP thought the cute guy was gay and he wasn't.....but he (the cutie) was willing to experiment even though it might be awkward......

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heavyop 0

I don't see the problem here, you get to skip all the BS and get to the *******. Seems like a win-win to me.

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neverland_fml 0

Cute guys are often douches. They get so much praise they think they're a god. Sounds like he needed a good punch to the sac. :3

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mattmag 0

This is why women always complain that there are no good guys. They are attracted to assholes for some reason. Just date nerds, we are nice.

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karagarren 8

agreed. I only date nerds. they are amazing

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helios_rex 0

Nothing wrong with that, I wish I was that blunt sometimes!

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jumpgurl23 0

#8 LMAO! omg that is hilarious. this would be hilarious if the OP was gay. Maybe thats y the guy said it would be awkward lmao!

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becky_becks 0

What's awkward? The fact that you're single?

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