Intimacy: Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact... - FML

By penisface69 - 05/05/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML

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penisface69 17

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:57

he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.

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hahayou12345 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:30

Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.

cRAYzed 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:37

Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.

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Peroxide 3

Tuesday 5 May 2009 19:15

penisface69, that about sums it up.

coffeennicotine 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 19:15

I'm not sure I get what is awkward, but okay. And #39, we're attracted to assholes because they don't whine.

NoBounceNoPlay 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 19:43

At least the guy was upfront with what he wanted - no surprises, no expectations. You couldn't be disappointed with him, lol.

Endymion_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 19:38

Why is it awkward, are you immensly fat?

amatthew_03 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:22

Wait, what would be awkward? Sex with someone you just met in general? Or does you being single somehow make sex awkward? I'm very confused by this fml.

159753 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:44

i'm gonna have to agree with #48 on this one.

pickwick716 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:48

Sounds like a complement to me. Don't act like you wouldn't want it.

shadow_duv 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:16

made you wish you had pepperspray or a taser in your hand, doesnt it?

kristindabomb 12

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:38

Is the dude you were into straight?

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:39

i honestly dont get this. how is this an fml and who the **** is moderating these?

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