By penisface69 - 05/05/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML
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he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.

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hahayou12345 0

Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.

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cRAYzed 0

Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.

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IshitCAKES 0

I dont see how that would be awkward at all.. it seems normal?

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sammmmb 0

wow, that guys a jerk. forget about him. he wasn't worth your time hun. :)

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meepmeep_fml 0

62, did you take a peek at their username? you dont have to be afraid of the gay, it's not contagious.

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anonymousssss_fml 3

wow forget him! please! find someone who will appriciate who you are.

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breaksprinter_ 0

so you are "fuckable" but not "dateable"? well, you have to be somewhat attractive for him to consider ******* you. so at least you know you're not ugly.

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