By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 06:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was texting this guy i've liked for a really long time, because of how nice and sentimental he is. We were sending each other things like "You make me smile" and "You're so damn cute" when finally he said "Let's just stop texting and hook up already." So much for sentimental. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Wanting to hook up doesn't mean he's not sentimental. It just means he was ready to move to the next stage. Did you expect candy, flowers, and long letters? Stop setting impossible standards.

theRovingMage 0

So...guys think they can say "You're cute, let's screw" and that's supposed to be "taking it to the next stage"? And expecting maybe some dating and perhaps actual social interaction is "expecting too much"? Ye gods, no wonder girls complain there's no good men left. Here I was raised with the ancient idea that sex was an expression of love, not a precursor.

I don't think I said anything about sex so I have no idea what you're talking about. Where I come from "let's hook up" means "let's go out" and nothing more. Maybe your standards are high but your mind seems to be in the gutter.

That's what it means here, too, but I learned from another FML that my definition is the minority.

But you see, you two, as I've said before, this is in the "Intimacy" category, so the other definition would apply here. ImaginaryFoe's comment is more typical of her usual ones when seen in this new light. I still like the other guy's comment, even if it doesn't really apply to you, IF.

Sex = Basic Human Needs = s Sentimental Guys = Dont get much action= g Hooking up with nice person = Having sex with OP = a g(-s) = -gs = a. MATH, BITCHES!

theRovingMage 0

Lol, thank you boopityboopity. I'm actually a girl, though. :P

see now you ma'am, are one of these things us guys call a "tease"

how is that an FML?? you got what you wanted!

29, she only liked him because she thought he was going to be a sentimental little bitch lol

straight to the point... haha I like it

that's what happens when u tease people like that. now he's sexually frustrated. u should be ashamed!

Dislikes people that can't spell sandwich -cough cough- 123zc1 -cough cough-

Pearljammer001 0

dislikes people who aren't in on the sammich joke.. cough cough xxcaitxx cough

cait = c = negative number. c•peng **** IT NO MATH TODAY.

Xavi89 0

You are jumping to conclusions. By hook up, he may mean go out not do it. If you think he's a decent guy, go by those instincts and give him a break.

nice catch you found! I would do it though. it could lead to something more, like you two dating.

yeahreally 6

lol well what else is he gonna do? play along for 4 months? cmon now that text was coming.