By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:07 - Israel

Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML
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DocBastard 38

**** your neighbors and turn it up to 11.

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randiZ25 0

No body starts out amazing OP =)

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mawmiikay 0

what hatersz tell them to dome you upp and blastt that ishh (:

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DocBastard 38

Never fear, beccus. I speak idiot. Allow me to translate: "What haters! Tell them to suck your dick, and then blast that shit!" In plain English, "Your neighbors suck! Tell them to **** off, and then turn it up!" You're welcome.

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nocanhaz 4

how did you do that?

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TheEvilCookie 0

DocBastard.. I cant stop laughing for real I'm was crying because it was that funny Thank you xD

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DocBastard 38

NoCanHazCheezburger - I have an Idiot-to-English translation engine. It works like the babelfish from Hitchhiker's Guide. EvilCookie - I live to serve.

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RedPillSucks 31

You should have told them you were actually killing cats to prepare for dealing with nosy neighbors.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

That sucks since you were playing Dead Puppies. -.- Yeah, I got nothing. They might not like your type of music or you might really suck. Whatever. You weren't playing for their entertainment anyway. Keep practicing and enjoy yourself (during the daytime and at a reasonable volume).

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DocBastard 38

You're right. OP should learn to play the hurdy gurdy. It's just as portable as a guitar, but much more obscure and therefore original. Better yet, he should invent his own instrument. I say we call it the "violin."

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orlyanswerer 0

It probably did. YDI. I feel sorry for you're neighbors.

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ohthebloodygore 16

Adan, true. Everyone nowadays seems to know how to play the guitar BUT most of those people go by tabs and just do covers. Few people know how to read/write notes and compose their own music.

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dOnTcOmPlAin_fml 0

Haha! You must suck!!

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donnacruz1 0

then Try playing a dying v cat, maybe that will sound better ;)

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