By pheebs314 - 07/11/2012 21:16 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I was told that my insurance will no longer cover my birth control as it's deemed "unnecessary" for a man, which, according to them, I've been since August. I'm definitely still a woman. FML
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to 18- I'm the op... I didn't realize I hadn't been signed in when I posted. Basically, I have had the same.insurance for years and been using it for the same birth control for at least 5. I'm not sure what happened... Some clerical error I guess. I had it figured out but it was definitely weird.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

It's those ******* jeans! Jeans always make you look like you have a boner. Even if you're female.

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TheDovahkiid 2

Well that's ******* dumb of your insurance.

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MrsAlexander83 10

Haha. Anything to get back at Obama for mandating healthcare reforms.

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X_Codes 11

Given the username, I'd guess her name is Phoebe (probably spelling it wrong).

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SpikyG 3

You should of dropped you're pants in front of them.

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BlowinChronic 18

You should have paid a little more attention in your grammar class.

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doglover100 28

Your insurance sucks.

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Sparks808 10

So all of the sudden in August, your insurer thought to themselves, "Guess that sex change went into effect" and changed your gender to male? Weird. That sucks, OP, but hopefully it's nothing a phone call can't cure.

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SwaggCapone 11

welcome to Obuzzardcare

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kehewyl 2

No, I'm pretty sure obamacare is here to prevent this.

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MaydayParade1476 14

24, they may also think she had a sex change.

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Oliver_Bento 3

Only in my state will this ever happen. ❤ Washington

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lou_knee 6

You mean only in THE states would this happen. Other countries treat access to health care as a basic right of everyone.

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pheebs314 17

I don't live in Washington so that's obviously not the case.

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PyroAngel1821 13

I think they said it cuz the FML says ur from Washington.

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Shadowvoid 33

Well, did you check twice? I mean if santa does it for a reason maybe you should too.

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