By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

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Yaz_fml 0

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

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honeyishrnkdakid 2

I actually LOL-ED on that one! I would've been cracking up if that had happened : -)

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lunar_moo 0

Trying? I am a little concerned about why that was written...

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benny19 0

I am unable to vote either way because your boyfriend sounds ******* awesome. It's almost as if he should've written a fml since his girl has no sense of humour

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gothymama 0

LMAO! I wouldn't be mad, I would have cracked the hell up!

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tw1nkles 0

My boyfriend's name is David. He showed me this FML. If he *doesn't* say this the next time we're having sex, I will be disappointed.

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Shyman4ever 0

Zomfg your boyfriend also attracts straight men like me, I wanna **** him :D. Mario ftw

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ckyfe 0

Reminds me of the Mario youtube video College Humor did

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jd_superjive 0

Hahaha thats so funny omg, thats something i would do

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