By stpdaziandude - 08/05/2009 20:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 75 903
You deserved it 45 019

Same thing different taste

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Komatose 0

Oh come on people. Snails are sexy as HELL! Especially since they're too slow to get away...

i think i've seen that movie. i gotta admit, it was some pretty hot snail sex.

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#37 stole my exact thought. Beastality ftw

youaresofucked 0

I think the OP IS a snail ....... (shifty eyes)

Evolution in the animal kingdom, folks. *audience clapping*

isthisminh 0

lol , oh man , your ****** up

I'm fairly impressed that you would amit to that.

You have no idea how acutely depressing it is to realize we're from the same species.

jio_freed 0

haha. but it's probably the idea of sex, not the actual snails... i hope

ladywaldo 0

Wow! You could use some pussy, huh?

TheProdigyLol 0

LMFAOLMFAOLFMAO LMFAOMFALO THIS IS 100% THE BEST FML i'VE EVER READ. I LOVE YOU. OH MY GOD LOL ROFLROFLFORLFORLF

SNAILSEX!! YEAH!! GO, BABY, GO!!! WOOHOO!!!