By stpdaziandude - 08/05/2009 20:51 - United States

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Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML
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Komatose 0

Oh come on people. Snails are sexy as HELL! Especially since they're too slow to get away...

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ilikerainbows 0

i think i've seen that movie. i gotta admit, it was some pretty hot snail sex.

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EasilyUnamused 2

#37 stole my exact thought. Beastality ftw

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youaresofucked 0

I think the OP IS a snail ....... (shifty eyes)

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cyxceven 0

Evolution in the animal kingdom, folks. *audience clapping*

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isthisminh 0

lol , oh man , your ****** up

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Wombats111 0

I'm fairly impressed that you would amit to that.

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Barthez01 0

You have no idea how acutely depressing it is to realize we're from the same species.

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jio_freed 0

haha. but it's probably the idea of sex, not the actual snails... i hope

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ladywaldo 0

Wow! You could use some pussy, huh?

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TheProdigyLol 0

LMFAOLMFAOLFMAO LMFAOMFALO THIS IS 100% THE BEST FML i'VE EVER READ. I LOVE YOU. OH MY GOD LOL ROFLROFLFORLFORLF

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newbieattech 0

SNAILSEX!! YEAH!! GO, BABY, GO!!! WOOHOO!!!

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