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By stpdaziandude - 08/05/2009 20:51 - United States

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Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML

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Komatose 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:28

Oh come on people. Snails are sexy as HELL! Especially since they're too slow to get away...

ilikerainbows 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:28

i think i've seen that movie. i gotta admit, it was some pretty hot snail sex.

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AshlenDoll 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:48

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO ULTIMATEEEEEE FAIL

bigmooseextreme 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 5:41

FOUND IT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYR3qP07CTE

CurdledMilk 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 6:31

Wait, #3, why exactly does the OP disgust you? Get the **** over it. If he got a hard on, he got a hard on. It's not like he was killing anyone. I'm guessing you're still in middle school...

Eugene7 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 7:10

I have been told i look like a snail... we should hook up.

xxmsp91 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 9:58

LOL LOL LOL. im just speechless. wow haha, just bursting with laughter here LMAO

Rawrrr14 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 17:25

FYL. you got turned on by watching SNAILS. lmao

lawls 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 22:32

Hahaha , its all good im into that kinda stuff too ;)

hashismoments 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:03

eww dude what the hell?! u freak!!

itouchguy360 3

Monday 11 May 2009 0:10

That is really disgusting. Get a life.

MackenzieB 0

Monday 11 May 2009 4:04

Hahahahahaha

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