Movies and Miscellaneous: Today, I was watching The Omen with my father. A little bit into...

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, I was watching The Omen with my father. A little bit into the movie, my dad turned to me and said, "Wow, you really looked like that Damien kid when you were little." Apparently I strangely look like the Antichrist, and I'm a teenage girl. Thanks Dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 00:55 - United States

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By harshdoobie - 18/01/2012 15:18 - Canada

Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 17:56 - United States

Today, I was looking at some cellphones with my dad, when an assistant asked if we needed help. My dad said, "Yeah, does this have parental controls? My son watches some freaky stuff, some damn freaky stuff." I don't watch anything weird, but thanks for humiliating me, dad. FML

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By Sarah Lyn - 24/06/2019 04:59

Today, I saw the cutest baby watching a show with my Dad. After commenting how cute she was, my Dad goes on to say, "Yeah, most babies are cute. Except you, you looked like a lizard." FML

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By mala_19 - 18/08/2021 02:00 - Sweden - Skellefteå

Today, my 11 month-old son stopped saying mom and started saying dad. He already looks exactly like him. I can't help but feel jealous. FML

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DrAwesome 6

Sunday 20 September 2009 23:10

You should stand over him while he sleeps and speak in tongues, then have a seizure on the floor. He'll never make that mistake again.

sjks 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 23:16

key phrase 'when you were little' I'm pretty sure if you still looked like the anti-christ he would have said so or not said anything at all

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FerrariCake 2

Monday 21 September 2009 2:46

Did you kill anyone when you were little?

luke11 0

Monday 21 September 2009 2:53

At least you wern't watching the Exorcist.

zwiebelsaft 0

Monday 21 September 2009 3:28

Is it really funny that you got 6666 "Your life sucks..." comments?

_YDI 0

Monday 21 September 2009 4:20

is everyone on fml whiney teenage girls? IT WAS A JOKE! GET OVER YOU STUPID BITCH

dELiA14 0

Monday 21 September 2009 5:08

when. you. were. little. not now, so don't be offended god ur conceited.

Jincos 0

Monday 21 September 2009 5:55

Which one were you watching? The older version or the newer one? In the newer, Damien doesn't look as demonic as he does in the older one. So feel free to pour holy water on yourself. And Exc; the power of Christ compels you is from the Exorcist, idiot.

roadkillgi 0

Monday 21 September 2009 6:00

Way to take your dad's comment out of context and only hear the parts you wanted to hear. I say F your dad's life. Probably any dude you ever date too.

MiniatureMayhem 0

Monday 21 September 2009 6:17

I wish I were the Anti-Christ!

ghaslerud 0

Monday 21 September 2009 6:36

aww...sad

TysonFawlay 0

Monday 21 September 2009 8:25

You ******* drama queen shut the **** up, WHAT WAS HE SAYING TO YOU? That you look_ED_ like _DAMIEN_when you were _LITTLE_, not that you look like the ******* anti-christ NOW, jesus you bitch, look at yourself, you're probably the most annoying person in the world if you constantly do that shit. Way to be ******* retarded you ****.