By Slayer - 09/10/2011 23:28 - Canada

Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML
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glutgyoogle 6

Well at least you were nice and CHILL

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copo37 7

And your next statement " I swear it's not always this small!"

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bizarre_ftw 21

His buddy's response: to be honest, the water didn't change it That much :/ *waitress leaves, op looks at him* *guy is not paying attention, eventually looks up* ........... What? -_^ Then cue the bar fight ^_^ I love my mind, it's such a violent place

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copo37 7

Errrmmm. How would his buddy know if it changed it or not. Just a cookie for your thoughts.

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guckylynn 19

93, your comment was as dumb as your personal description.

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portablecupid 3

I've never seen someone as full of themselves as bizarre_ftw, and I argue politics on the internet.

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Corygerm 9

Whole new meaning to Blue Balls ;)

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every1luvsboners 11

Major shrinkage isn't what a woman is looking for. Warm your scrotum up a little then fluff it out and you'll be okay.

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dickydickman 0

My cat and I love you boners

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every1luvsboners 11

M'kay, thanks.

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countmystrides 5

Remind the kid to do it in the bathroom, since his social cues aren't exactly there.

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Miss_Attitude96 24

Maybe your waitress was buddy's girlfriend.

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boosaknoodle 0

Last time i checked, people didnt say "hey baby" to pieces of meat. But idk i might be wrong...

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abudali911 3

then I **** in my pants

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lulzmylife 4

YDI for being a sexually harassing jackass. Protip: many--if not most--women don't like it when random strangers hit on them. We don't like "hey baby" comments. We don't like stupid pick-up lines. We don't like catcalls. They are not compliments, they are insults. They just make it crystal clear that you don't see us as people--you only see us as objects for your pleasure. Nothing could be less attractive. So don't do it.

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goobergirlie 5

Especially at work. They can't escape assholes hitting on them, so it's a hassle when they have to deal with them.

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deviable 9

Same thing happened to me only he was over 40 and I was 14.

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