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By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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By Cheap N Happy - 17/02/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Alec - 10/12/2012 07:01 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By zed - 09/09/2012 17:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

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MrHallmark 0

Monday 31 January 2011 9:01

Don't be so bloody cheap. Take her to Olive Garden or something.

FMLephant 2

Monday 31 January 2011 9:11

Real dates don't have drive-thru windows. Take her some place nice next time OP.

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sammy9694 2

Monday 31 January 2011 21:51

you totally deserved it...who would ever take some one on a date to mcdonalds?! oh wait , a cheap ass like you!

PhillyFox 0

Monday 31 January 2011 22:07

What are you 10? It doesn't have to be a 5 star restaurant, but if you're going to do something do it right. No girl wants to be sitting in a greasy fast food place with little kids screaming and fryer alarms going off every five minutes. If you have no money go for a walk to a park or beach and get ice cream or something to drink. Or get your food to go and go somewhere with some atmosphere. Going to McDonald's for a first date is like getting your wedding dress at Wal Mart. YDI for having no class.

TheZarola 10

Monday 31 January 2011 22:16

I couldn't put it any better. If money was the issue, OP, you should have just saved up for another time. YDI.

tatibaybee 0

Monday 31 January 2011 22:21

sucks fOr yuh ahah why wOuld yuh take a qirl Out On a date to mc Donalds in dha first place foo

Suziecakes 0

Monday 31 January 2011 23:01

You probably were on a date until you decided to take her to Mc Donald's....

H_tothe_izzle 0

Monday 31 January 2011 23:12

Your user name says it all. Next time show her some fucky dance moves ;) that wins my heart

Rosa_La_Hermosa 5

Monday 31 January 2011 23:12

Personally, I wouldn't care too much where the date takes place as long as I like the guy. But I do think that the first date should be something special.. More so than a date at McDonalds.

stephy_babesz 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 0:17

awhh damm aha fail

uncbballwins 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 0:18

You've never had a burger until you've tried Five Guys

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 1 February 2011 0:50

i would have just stuck with the movie, buddy... |the kid|

KattAlex 4

Tuesday 1 February 2011 0:51

A date really shouldn't be about where you go or what you eat. It should be about getting to know the person weather it is in a high class restaurant, a fast food joint or even just at their house eating junk food while watching cheesy 80s movies or playing Rock Band.