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By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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MrHallmark 0

Monday 31 January 2011 9:01

Don't be so bloody cheap. Take her to Olive Garden or something.

FMLephant 2

Monday 31 January 2011 9:11

Real dates don't have drive-thru windows. Take her some place nice next time OP.

Comments

davek 36

Monday 31 January 2011 18:46

Ummmmm... it IS lame to go to McDonald's on a date. Unless you're like 12.

iloveloosy12 0

Monday 31 January 2011 18:49

look how even the ydi's and fyl's are! haha it cause you fail for going to mcdonalds and she was in denial

ADiNozzo 1

Monday 31 January 2011 18:55

Never go there on a first date damn.

bassdredd 2

Monday 31 January 2011 19:30

wow dude obviously you can't take a hint, she thinks you're lame for taking her to mcdonalds :(

Bad_kitty 0

Monday 31 January 2011 20:09

Maybe that was her way of hinting not to take your date out to a fast food joint next time? I might be wrong. Besides, who takes a girl out to Mc donalds? That is sad! Unless, you're still in high school?