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By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By Cheap N Happy - 17/02/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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By emilyparker - 01/09/2014 02:55 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Alec - 10/12/2012 07:01 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By zed - 09/09/2012 17:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

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MrHallmark 0

Monday 31 January 2011 9:01

Don't be so bloody cheap. Take her to Olive Garden or something.

FMLephant 2

Monday 31 January 2011 9:11

Real dates don't have drive-thru windows. Take her some place nice next time OP.

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purplestar16 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 1:27

u take ur dates to McDonald's??? no wonder she doesn't consider it a date ur lame!!!!!

lindsayyyx 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 1:37

how classy.

robberry 11

Tuesday 1 February 2011 1:44

That was her way of saying you're a loser for bringing her to a fast food establishment for a date. Change your game plan or you will NEVER get laid.

TheFection 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 1:47

ooo feisty!! watch out for the storm cloud!!!

missmadii 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 2:30

Sorry she didn't think it was a date but you don't take girls to McDonalds on a date

briannajoy9109 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 4:22

Your f*cing stupid. It was a date? She was saying how big of a mistake it was going with you. Your stupid, that's all..

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Tuesday 1 February 2011 5:46

Based on the way that comment was written I'd say you should stop throwing stones before your glass house shatters around you.

mlopez0718 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 4:26

hella sad:/

fml98kevin 4

Tuesday 1 February 2011 6:12

mcdonalds is kinky in a bad way

LivsterA 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 13:26

Why would you bring her there that place is so gross you never bring a girl there as a date that's just low!!!

ritchgirl1 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 18:16

why would taking someone on a date to mcdonalds be acceptable at all?! wow.

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