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By Username - 15/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

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Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

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jjoyce6 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 15:47

Orange you glad they didn't take your banana?

wafflesyay 2

Thursday 15 December 2011 15:45

Ok then..

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Rapt0rJesus 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 16:14

Uhm, ok.

old09 11

Thursday 15 December 2011 16:14

You must know your co-workers well to look at the ceiling what do ever I would've never looked there Fly op Fly!!!!!

babydiamond_fml 9

Thursday 15 December 2011 16:14

There's an hungry ghost in ur office.hehehehehehehehe!!

flockz 19

Thursday 15 December 2011 16:23

C'mon gang. we got a mystery on our hands!

rhysfucker 24

Thursday 15 December 2011 16:56

Scooby Doobie Doo, where are you; we've got some work to do now...

desireev 17

Thursday 15 December 2011 17:49

Scooby Doo if you come through, you're gonna have yourself a Scooby Snak!

Zomg_Okay 26

Thursday 15 December 2011 17:55

Did anyone else ever notice that Shaggy is afraid of people in costumes but not of a talking dog?

desireev 17

Thursday 15 December 2011 18:03

Lmao I didn't notice that! Kinda funny when you think about it...

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Thursday 15 December 2011 19:29

It's cause shaggy is always high as a kite.

sheethapins 13

Thursday 15 December 2011 22:34

Ok guys, let's split up! Our suspects so far is the fruit cart guy that gets in the way of high speed chases, the guy in the meat isle, the Italian mob, and DocBastard. All we need is a lovable talking furry companion... I'll go see if Boners will let us borrow his opossum.

brick_man33 14

Thursday 15 December 2011 16:29

I didn't know vlad th impaler resided at your work-place. The only way to kill an orange is by driving a nail through the heart.

BadKitty13 28

Thursday 15 December 2011 16:39

Do you Work With a bunch of 10 year olds ?? That's not even funny.

devilschoice 6

Thursday 15 December 2011 16:43

Not remotely funny. Absolutely fkin hilarious lol.

slim_lady 12

Thursday 15 December 2011 16:42

That makes your orange the one and only >>>>>Annoying Orange<<<<< Wazzup!

SeldomHappy 3

Thursday 15 December 2011 16:44

It was the latest episode of Annoying Orange, NAIL! Argh!

sjhill 32

Thursday 15 December 2011 16:51

Bahahahahahaha!!! Amazing! Who nailed it there?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 15 December 2011 17:13

DocBastard. Ask more questions please...

captainfalcon7 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 17:12

Annoying orange...

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