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By Username - 15/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML
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jjoyce6 0

Orange you glad they didn't take your banana?

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bittersweet25 3

Wow your work must be boring or someone may not like you...but who gets the idea to nail an orange to the ceiling?

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delilah09 6

The monkeys at work...

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blinkingstarlet 15

#captainobvious

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hateevryone 14

what the hell? your stupid co-workers probably did that shit.

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desireev 17

Well he definitely didn't nail his own orange to the ceiling!

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ohSNAPyall 26

OP, close the curtains. I think 59 is spying on you.

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delilah09 6

I hate when people mess with my food : ( its sad. Especially when you were looking forward to eating something and BAM it's gone, missing, half eaten or up in the ceiling dripping on your desk ... Sorry OP.

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fiblydinkerton 0

That's ******* hilarious

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mikeymayhem_87 15

It was not a coworker's doing. It was, in fact.... Aliens!!

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sheethapins 13

And that's just a WARNING! Next time it'll be the apple, and if you don't follow our demands we'll work our way through the whole fruit basket.

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rubberduckie94 13

he did not look up and see it. it was when the sweet sweet nectar from it started to drip down on his head. ops coworkers sound like great fun. wish i worked with them

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blinkingstarlet 15

Does the word sociopath mean anything to you?

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