Intimacy: Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he...

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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Crazy nights

By Ugh... - 20/07/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML

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By Kilania - 10/09/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML

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By vanessa_d15 - 10/11/2009 09:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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RinnieRiot 9

Saturday 19 February 2011 12:04

At least he cared enough to stop.

NPN_Scorpio 16

Saturday 19 February 2011 12:16

10 whole minutes? Plus he made it sound like a chore. And told all these strangers. Not cool. Leave him to his games.

Comments

Privations_fml 3

Saturday 19 February 2011 15:17

Ew, leave him. He either has the mind of a child, or IS a child.

BlakeeeDrummer 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 15:19

10 whole minutes? that's almost a whole team death match on black ops! you should be grateful!

360XBOXFTW 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 19:27

^win

Iknoweverything 29

Saturday 19 February 2011 15:22

Dear OP, do you want to be someone's girlfriend, or do you want some self esteem? If you actually had sex with him, then you're only encouraging him to continue acting like an idiot. And to everyone who is sick about women bitching about gamers, I once dated a guy who played video games with sex breaks, and any time I convinced him to go out, or do anything other than gaming, he constantly told me he would rather kill zombies. Some gamers are douchebags who only think of themselves, so stop complaining that gamers aren't that bad. (Just like every other stereotype has douchebags)

larisonr 4

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:01

No, you got it all wrong. It's fine to not like gamers, just don't date them and complain if that's the case, dig?

perdix 29

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:30

10 whole minutes?!?! Who does he think he is, Marathon Man? Maybe he's including the time it will take to **** you, shower and eat the sammich you make for him. If your boyfriend is so into gaming and you are horny, there are just two options: *******, or leave and find a new boyfriend. The one you have now just isn't that into you.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Saturday 19 February 2011 17:04

But a ******* doesn't take care of her horny needs.

ManderPandaa12 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:31

Sigh, and you had sex with him, didn't you?

12jax12 5

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:45

what did you do?

atariangel 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:53

I used to not like video games but for my last boyfriend I learned how to play so I wouldn't just be there sitting on the couch watching. Now we're broken up but I have my own Xbox

pointless07 1

Saturday 19 February 2011 17:16

how could so many of you miss the point? the guy only lasts 10 minutes. what a ******* loser.

purple_sarah88 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 8:35

Exactly! And it sounds like it's because he would rather be gaming not because of a physical problem or anything, he just can't be bothered! F her life!