Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous...

By embarrassed - 26/05/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous amount of money at the concession stand, I sneaked a Dr. Pepper into the theater. I thought I had gotten away with it, until I opened the bottle and it exploded all over me and four other people that I didn't know. FML

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By westwoodcosmo - 27/01/2016 22:35 - United States - Mesa

Today, I took a swig of my Dr Pepper while having a meeting with my manager. As soon as I was about to swallow, I began coughing, and spat a whole mouthful all over her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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happy_ness 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:20

i do that all the time! the sneaking in the soda, but not the exploding part. hahaha sucks for you! i'd be sooo embarrassed!

Hunter329 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:19

Sucks... But it musta been worth it to see Terminator. Good movie.

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_mcs_ 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:39

I sneak in drinks all the time and that never happened to me. Congrats. xD

LuxLisbon_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:46

Haha, that sucks - Dr. Pepper always does that on me, for some reason! Still, it's not like the people sitting next to you are going to demand to see a receipt, so you still got away with it sneaking it in.

mipieislove 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:57

oh, ouch. maybe you should try something that doesn't explode next time. like water or juice or something.

freddofrog 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 13:00

That's happened to me on a crowded bus before... I feel your pain.

purple_riot 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 13:03

Damn. #10 got there first.

acro_actress95 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 13:09

#7: I live in Canada and no food/drinks are aloud in the theatres. OP: That sucks! Hope you didn't lose all of it though.

1unluckyPerson 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 13:09

Unfortunatally I must say that's kinda a stupid FYL. It's happened to me a dozen of times.......yet I am unable to explain it......

YDIoveragain 4

Tuesday 26 May 2009 13:17

why would the soda explode on you like that, not like u need to be running to sneak it in. They don't search you, I bring ton of snack to movie because they dont' got stuff I like there.