Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous...

By embarrassed - 26/05/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous amount of money at the concession stand, I sneaked a Dr. Pepper into the theater. I thought I had gotten away with it, until I opened the bottle and it exploded all over me and four other people that I didn't know. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie. After getting my seat, I went out to get food. Coming back, I saw the security guard. Thinking he would ask me for my ticket, I moved all the food to one hand to get the ticket in my pocket. I spilled it all. He didn't ask to see it. FML

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By blinkme - 28/08/2009 05:39 - United States

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By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

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By pissypants - 25/11/2017 19:00

Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my dates popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML

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By westwoodcosmo - 27/01/2016 22:35 - United States - Mesa

Today, I took a swig of my Dr Pepper while having a meeting with my manager. As soon as I was about to swallow, I began coughing, and spat a whole mouthful all over her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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happy_ness 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:20

i do that all the time! the sneaking in the soda, but not the exploding part. hahaha sucks for you! i'd be sooo embarrassed!

Hunter329 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:19

Sucks... But it musta been worth it to see Terminator. Good movie.

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Steve_0_10 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 19:12

I'm just curious as to how you managed to catch four other people in the spray.. Did you get scared when it started and begin flailing the bottle around or what?

Neottia 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 19:18

Try waiting before you open a bottle of carbonated drinks

bpaszek1234 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 19:31

I walked in a theater just this weekend with Starbucks in hand- sipping it in front of the guy that takes your tickets.. i think there was some lawsuit awhile ago that can let you bring in your own food now

bonafidehustler 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 19:45

#44: Nope, that's wrong, but I was also wrong. I looked it up, and apparently both "sneaked" and "snuck" are correct. In Britain, people prefer "sneaked," and in the United States, people prefer "snuck," but apparently they're both right. As an American, I was always taught "snuck" was right, and it still sounds way better to me, so I'm going to stick with it.

npk1112 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:19

YDI for saying "sneaked" instead of "snuck".

iamme_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:31

Sneaked and snuck are both correct. Technically sneaked is the traditional standard past tense of sneak. http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/snuck.html

cartering 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:36

Sneaked..Snuck..Whoever said FMlife wasn't educational. Remember kiddos show this thread to your teachers when they say this site is a waste of time

cartering 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:42

At every theatre I've been to it would have been immediately obvious he didn't buy it there - bottles aren't allowed in the theatre, only fountain drinks are. And those don't explode on you when you take the lid off