Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous...

By embarrassed - 26/05/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous amount of money at the concession stand, I sneaked a Dr. Pepper into the theater. I thought I had gotten away with it, until I opened the bottle and it exploded all over me and four other people that I didn't know. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie. After getting my seat, I went out to get food. Coming back, I saw the security guard. Thinking he would ask me for my ticket, I moved all the food to one hand to get the ticket in my pocket. I spilled it all. He didn't ask to see it. FML

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By blinkme - 28/08/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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Maybe he's into that...

By pissypants - 25/11/2017 19:00

Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my dates popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML

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By westwoodcosmo - 27/01/2016 22:35 - United States - Mesa

Today, I took a swig of my Dr Pepper while having a meeting with my manager. As soon as I was about to swallow, I began coughing, and spat a whole mouthful all over her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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happy_ness 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:20

i do that all the time! the sneaking in the soda, but not the exploding part. hahaha sucks for you! i'd be sooo embarrassed!

Hunter329 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:19

Sucks... But it musta been worth it to see Terminator. Good movie.

Comments

Diditf0rtheLULZ 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 16:56

yeah great movie its worth it but...why were you so scared about sneaking in a dr pepper, theyre shit l0l

highwind886 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 17:00

I don't blame you for trying to sneak in food. That's why I still have Cargo pants and big jackets with about a dozen pockets. I usually manage to sneak drinks and food in for about four to five people at a time. No way I'm gonna pay 4.50 for a box of candy I can buy for 1.00 at Publix.

touchmeteaseme 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 17:39

WOOOW. you guys, (41, 37, 35), sneaked is the correct past tense of sneak. people say snuck because they don't know any better.

1OBSESSION 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 17:52

I always sneak candy/juice/pop into the movie theatres... No way in hell am I going to waste money on something I know I can get away with.

djsushi 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 18:01

I always heed the advice of Young Black Teenagers in these situations: "Tap the bottle and twist the cap."

nessalujin 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:43

Was this a racist comment? I sure as hell hope nope because with the way you look in your default... yeah you get it. Don't be ignorant.

liveitlearnit 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 18:07

#44 ftw. I always sneak things in. $4.50 for a large bottled water? Forget that!

littlegolferboy 4

Tuesday 26 May 2009 18:14

FYL for wasting a perfectly good Dr Pepper. D:

leah088 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 18:31

dr pepper tastes like arse anyway

heatherewf 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 18:31

That's why you take the can/bottle out during the previews and let it rest in the cupholder until the movie starts. Then either open it during a loud part of the movie or just cough to cover up the hiss. :D I'm an experienced smuggler!

TehKirbeh 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 18:32

In Iowa, they passed a law that movie theaters can't stop you from bringing in your own food.... but that also means you have to live in Iowa, and that sucks enough by itself.