Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous...

By embarrassed - 26/05/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous amount of money at the concession stand, I sneaked a Dr. Pepper into the theater. I thought I had gotten away with it, until I opened the bottle and it exploded all over me and four other people that I didn't know. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie. After getting my seat, I went out to get food. Coming back, I saw the security guard. Thinking he would ask me for my ticket, I moved all the food to one hand to get the ticket in my pocket. I spilled it all. He didn't ask to see it. FML

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By blinkme - 28/08/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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By pissypants - 25/11/2017 19:00

Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my dates popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML

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By westwoodcosmo - 27/01/2016 22:35 - United States - Mesa

Today, I took a swig of my Dr Pepper while having a meeting with my manager. As soon as I was about to swallow, I began coughing, and spat a whole mouthful all over her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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happy_ness 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:20

i do that all the time! the sneaking in the soda, but not the exploding part. hahaha sucks for you! i'd be sooo embarrassed!

Hunter329 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:19

Sucks... But it musta been worth it to see Terminator. Good movie.

Comments

poolshark 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 22:42

No one said it was a two liter bottle, #70. Sigh. Reading comprehension levels on this site are shockingly low sometimes.

kawaiimomo 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 22:43

lol i do that too. i hate when they make you throw away food and drinks that don't belong to them

raNDMGUy 5

Tuesday 26 May 2009 22:53

lol i bought in a large pizza and a 2 litre (yes litRE) pepsi last time i went to the cinemas

monkeyman9 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:26

oh, yea, that happened to me once with a sprite last year iwhen i went to see Dark Knight. I had to run into the theater because i had been pissing, and my fam went in without me. when i opened it, i had forgot i was running.

Shadydeals 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:56

If you missed the movie don't worry it kinda sucked anyways.

e_monz 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 0:30

Karma's a bitch.

shit_happens_09 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 0:57

good job considering its not against most theaters rules to bring food and drink into the movie. as long as its not alcoholic beverages.

homoerotic 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 0:59

Ya 78s right, I work at a theatre and really enjoy laughing at people like you being all secretive with Dr. Pepper

Casualt1234 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 1:10

Dude, OP you suck at sneaking in stuff. I always sneak stuff in: pizza (in pizza boxes), candy, garlic bread, etc. I have a nice italian meal in the back of the theater. F*** movie theater prices.