Love: Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time...

By DMitch - 15/05/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML

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Sunday 15 May 2011 23:59

dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!

urdirtyolduncle 15

Monday 16 May 2011 0:14

Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?

Comments

fogrunner 13

Monday 16 May 2011 6:12

Hi, sexists from the 1920s. I think women are allowed to make money nowadays.

soccer4life156 0

Monday 16 May 2011 6:14

thats what you get for making her pay

mrsfiasco 0

Monday 16 May 2011 6:16

u deserve it for not being able to pay at subway ya broke ass

emmiep1011 7

Monday 16 May 2011 6:26

for some reason this makes me want to slap the OP in the face

grasshopper101 2

Monday 16 May 2011 6:35

it's over because you didn't treat her like a lady....... next time PAY her way.....

cbz88 0

Monday 16 May 2011 6:48

man where are your pants? women like to use us atms, not the other way around..

jess6blondie9 2

Monday 16 May 2011 6:52

Wait? You made her pay for the food?

cptmorgan14 0

Monday 16 May 2011 6:53

if I had to pay the bills I'd leave too

ldssoccer15 0

Monday 16 May 2011 6:54

Hey dumb ass the girl never pays the bill!

paradiseisland01 0

Monday 16 May 2011 7:22

why on earth wouldn't you not pay for your girlfriend sandwich at subway, no wonder she broke up with you, you sound like a cheap ass . Next time you want to impress a female buy there food for them even if it is lousy subway.