By DMitch - 15/05/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 882
You deserved it 14 453

Same thing different taste

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dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!

Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?

Comments

kitsune3 20

FYL OP. I feel sorry for you not only because you got dumped in such an immature way but also because of all the idiots here who don't seem to understand these things: 1, THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY. Women are capable of taking care of themselves, and there is nothing wrong with a woman paying for things. The outdated concept of guys having to pay for everything and be perfect gentleman all the damn time are long since past. Grow up, people. Quit being so goddamn shallow. 2, You all can suck it. You don't know what the relationship was like for one. For another thing, MAYBE THE GIRLFRIEND OFFERED TO PAY. And hell maybe she did it specifically so she could execute a plan to make the excuse of leaving in order to put the note on his windshield and leave him behind. Maybe he had money but she said "oh I'll pay for it" because she needed the excuse to leave. Who the hell knows? She could have been planning to dump him for a while and figured that was a way to pull it off. 3, It's the girl who's at fault here. Whether she offered to pay or not, she still pulled the coward's way out card and made herself a way to escape so she could avoid being a human being and having the decency to tell him to his face that she was done with him.

I would give this a thumbs up but I can't reach it in the mobile version

...you couldn't pay $5 for her footlong?

sammygirl8 0

your supposed to pay the bill..... that's why u r now single

IrishSoulja 4

You think that a man has to pay for EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN THING?! We are not walking ATMs get your priorities straight!

CamQB4 0

Maybe she had a different reason to break up with you, but she was too lame to do it the right way, so she took an easy way out. Or, it might have been because you didn't pay. Why don't you just call her. Haha

Hey everyone commenting, has it crossed your minds that maybe he bought her lunch/dinner/breakfast/movies/etc for the first 30 times they went out? A man doesnt pay every time, and ladies if that's what you expect, make sure you don't miss a workout and hire a pimp, because you are a *****. Just because you have a vag doesnt mean you never pay for things. before the bitchy teens hate on me and tell me I must be single, I'm very not single, and I pay for most things with my girlfriend, however, its 2011, and I and my girlfriend work and are not rich, she understands that if she wants to have dinner at a restaurant and not wendy's, she will have to pay for some meals or some events that we do, that's simply the give and take in a relationship.

You wanted her to pay? Omg i would dump you to.

GallifreyDog 2

I hate stupid girls like you. You think the man always has to pay - they don't. You don't know, maybe she offered because he paid her before. Anyway, the FML is more about his girlfriend dumping him, not her not paying the bill. You types of girls think its sexist and you should never pay restaurant bills - you're the sexist ones here. Unless of course its ALWAYS the girl who pays and the man doesn't ever do it.

IrishSoulja 4

315 And that's why you're single

of course it is, you were about to let her pay for Subway

as everyone else is saying, maybe he just bought her a meal at a fine French restaurant and dropped like 120. The girl gets meals sometimes, and since this was subway (the meal for 2 likely didn't cost over 15$), it was likely just "her turn" to pay. The FML doesnt say that she pays for all meals, it was about the fact that she dumped like him a c*nt

Maybe thats why she left: Youre too cheap to pay for Subway.