By yikes - 21/04/2012 08:36 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML
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domking1315 20

The itsy bitsy spider went up the va-gi-na Out came the pee and washed the spider out!

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Comments

eastsidesoldier 7

Wow...I feel bad for the spider:(

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srhshl 9

The spider was just trying to pleasure you. I mean, it was wiggling it's legs... Don't get mad at the poor spider just because you couldn't feel him down there. He tried!

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KILLERTOAST13 4

ahhh! 8 legged freaks

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ycrem0n 21

better than 8 tentacled freaks... IYKWIM

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kakarot2 11

I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going. xD

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43trauts 14

How does one have to wipe when they PEE?

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DuffleBagHero 4

Well, unless your a boy . You sound really weird. As boys have to flick, women must wipe their couch . Time to take a class on hygiene !

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MizzErikaHart 8

I think boys should wipe, or dab really....

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therealslim 15

Posting your comment twice? Now that's just stupid.

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mk58 31

I sincerely hope you do your own laundry.

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paperroll880 16

22- I think you have some hygiene issues. Who DOESN'T wipe after they pee?

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elmousey 5

WTF! My wife never wipes our couch when she gets done peeing!

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43trauts 14

#59, 114 - Yes, I am a guy #156 - No, I dont do my own laundry #185 - I dont; I never have. I guess males in general dont have really anything to wipe up after they pee? I'm not really sure. I wouldnt go so far to say that I have hygene issues though. #219 - EWWW

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PaperCandles 0

Guys should wipe after they pee. You cannot tell me that you get the leftover pee off just by shaking it. Nasty.

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floon_fml 13

#22..... You're an idiot... There's really no nicer way of putting it. Clearly you don't know what a ****** looks like... Or understand how women pee. Please. For the sake of humanity.. Stay in school.

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TheSofaKing 7

Sounds like you should go to the free clinic.

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KendratheUnicorn 0

Well she didn't shit, she took a piss.

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Cad6 24

Spider man, Spider man, friendly piss loving spider man.

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hahafylop 4

Can he die From some piss? No he can't Look out he's wiggling his legs

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KILLERTOAST13 4

A murder is a better love story then twilight

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joanniejore 7

Why do you inspect your toilet paper after you wipe? I don't think that's normal.

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nativegirl13 3

It might not be normal for you but a lot of females like to see whats going on down there

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citymayer 7

There's this thing called a menstrual cycle. Occasionally women like to make sure they're not bleeding everywhere. Ya know?

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PaperCandles 0

Yeah, and also how will you know you got it all cleaned up? I guess you don't care much if you get shit stains on your clothes.

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