By unknown951 - 29/11/2010 07:11

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
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mamamiaaa_fml 12

it could be a number of things. my right one produces lotion the left one sour cream.

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FmyLinNY 0

Well what did you assume the white liquid coming from your breasts was??

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desser627 0

aw, I'm sorry, that's if you were wanting to be a mommy :(

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worldclass 0

I'm curious why a doctor had to tell you that? Assumably the only other thing to confuse it with is "discharge" doesn't that look way different? You might want to double check your uterus, unless it's just confused! :(

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DocBastard 38

I was going to give you shit for "assumably," but I actually like it. It's sort of the illegitimate love-child of "assuming" and "presumably." I shall start using it anon.

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Zebidee 8

A doctor had to tell her that because a non-pregnant woman not going to see a doctor about discharge coming from her breast is about as smart as ignoring rectal bleeding.

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DocBastard 38

FamilyGuy - I find the term "bastard" offensive.

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Talia_91 13

reason is because woman can have a liquid come out and it's not milk, could be hormone imbalance or a sign of breast cancer

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worldclass 0

I'm an idiot. I didn't even realize that, Doc. and yeah.. if white liquid was dripping out of my boobs? I'd assume I was pregnant.. unless I was dumb enough to think my partner forgot to clean up after himself..

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EmoOrange 0

What exactly did you think it was?

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fightingkittens 39

If I wasn't pregnant, I certainly wouldn't think it was milk!

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smokeymcpottt 3

Did anyone else remember Steve Stifler after reading this?

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Sparx1_1 16

It's not that big a deal. Just read any good womens health book and you'll find out that it's far more normal and common than most people think. Sucks though that your doctor didn't do anything to let you know that.

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