Love: Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my...

By promdump - 07/03/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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Loveless

By loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

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By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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mk_03 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:18

Lmao. What a pansy, so immature :P

Mattyknows 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:38

At least you arn't going to prom with someone with apparent massive insecurities and who calls you "fattie" when you miss a text. **** This Moment for you ... FHL.

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thatrocker 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 19:34

If he really likes you then he wouldve asked you at school or in another way until you answered

njfbafopqefrj 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 19:34

he's not worth it if he calls you a fattie

meaganwas 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 19:50

You should be thankful. He's obviously a bitch.

cariebear 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 19:55

I would actually disagree about asking out over text. my bf asked me out via text message, simply because we weren't gonna see each other for a while and we were texting anyway, so he just asked me out. and he's certainly not a coward. but I think if this guy calls you names when you don't answer, then sounds like he IS a coward.

jojo1031 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:14

You dodged a bullet. Move on.

TheCrow471 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:23

#1- Tell me about it. Nothing was worse than when I was dating my ex was when she was constantly sending me text messages and if I missed my phone going off she would go absolutely ballistic.

lalala454 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:27

Hahaha. aww that sucks, but it was pretty funny :)

fmlnojutsu 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:08

fattie? douchebag its fatty. learn how to spell

omgepiphany 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:11

Ew, who asks a girl to prom by TEXT?! Back in my high school, guys planned out elaborate schemes to ask out girls to prom! He's def not worth it if he can't even ask you in person at the very least!

smm_fml 3

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:01

wait, whats wrong with asking via text? i know that i hate talking on the phone, whats so wrong with that? i really think it is starting to become somewhat acceptable, and in a couple years it will be totally acceptable. or maybe i should just say "oh, kids these days!"