Kids: Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's...

By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:45 - Norway

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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By iphonerevolution - 05/07/2014 00:15 - South Africa

Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML

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By brichard22 - 12/07/2015 14:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML

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Oh come on!

By Great. - 22/02/2013 22:32 - Brazil - Belo Horizonte

Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, my 8 year old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML

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Little brat

By Anonymous - 20/01/2022 17:01

Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML

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They hated her because she spoke the truth

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 06:01

Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML

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By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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By NoorFML - 19/10/2012 14:37 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

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Sunday 31 March 2013 19:23

Kids these days are so ungrateful, it makes me sick

kaosps2 11

Sunday 31 March 2013 19:23

Give her an empty box next year.

Comments

King_paradox 22

Monday 1 April 2013 0:04

So I hear china is offering sterilization shots.. I recommend this because not only does that forecast her future of being a gold digger or end up in a Kim kardashian situation.. But it's the best warning your gonna get

Ziggy122 15

Monday 1 April 2013 0:14

******* kids these days, man. Spoiled little *****.

riinuliinu 14

Monday 1 April 2013 0:18

This makes me sad, i used to love barbies :/

jjmiller1001 17

Monday 1 April 2013 0:18

man kids demand stuff now days. what ever happened to playing outside???

ckrider64 8

Monday 1 April 2013 0:19

...well yea shes not 5

SammiixSue 13

Monday 1 April 2013 4:37

It doesn't matter, she still should have said thank you.

JessStyles 12

Monday 1 April 2013 0:53

That kid would not survive the 90's

Ameel_fml 19

Monday 1 April 2013 2:49

She probably would have had Nintendo 64, Pokemon cards, tamagotchi, etc...all those things that the previous generation hated and called kids "spoiled" and "bratty" for having.

simsgirlgem 25

Monday 1 April 2013 13:39

I actually had those things but it was for xmas various years and even then I told my parents not to get me extra stuff since we didn't have a lot of cash when I was growing up and I knew we had to eat and pay bills but they still got me extra stuff

pwnman 33

Monday 1 April 2013 1:04

Damn, at her age I had toys, and I went outside and had a life. I'm sure she's going to ask for more stuff from your relatives OP, and become a spoiled brat. Whatever you do, don't gift her anything. If she doesn't appreciate that affection you had for her, than forget it. What matters is you at least went to that party for her. It's alright, you're a good person. I suggest you don't get anything for her, next time. Instead she'll demand for toys. I will make sure my children or my nephews/nieces aren't spoiled.