By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

It is always safer to put a condom on before making love to yourself.

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thacar 1

Why impress people like that? If I saw the condom I would be disgusted, not impressed!

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justhann 7

Am I the only one who doesn't have a waste basket in their living room? If I did have one, I wouldn't want used condoms in a place where my family gathers.

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Bigmoneyshotz 0

Have you ever considered hiring a call girl?

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dodo1988 4

It's dumb but I get he wants to look like he's had sex but dude did u HAVE to leave it in the living room? That's just sick.

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thehurricanekid 6

Stupid plan at any rate. I'm sure any gumshoe worth his salt could tell that condom smelled not of ******, but of shame.

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Riturz 4

Wow. Time to hit the bars... Or the gym. Yeah, try the gym first.

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