By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

It is always safer to put a condom on before making love to yourself.

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thacar 1

Why impress people like that? If I saw the condom I would be disgusted, not impressed!

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Nirah_fml 18

That's just disgusting and pathetic. If you're that ridiculously desperate to stick your penis in something, people can probably tell, and it's probably working against you. Girls will want to have sex with you because they like you, not to impress whatever idiots you live with.

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brad_west 1

Ydi, why would you do that.

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captainburke 5

That doesn't sound like an easy task. Get over it, you'll get laid eventually!

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loverboy666 6

Dude that is the lowest of the low come on if u won't it get a job and pay 4 it got

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liftedyoda 5

Thats just nasty nobody wants to see that laying around

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osm1989_fml 6

Was masturbating into the condom really necessary? You could've just thrown an empty condom into the trash can really. These people that you're trying to impress- are you actually expecting them to sift through the garbage, pull out the condom and inspect it to make sure that it does in fact contain your nasty, desperate sperm?

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