By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

It is always safer to put a condom on before making love to yourself.

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thacar 1

Why impress people like that? If I saw the condom I would be disgusted, not impressed!

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coolbrony12 3

You sicken me. And who exactly would see it?

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lovebeecharmer 6

YDI because you're an idiot.

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YoshiMike13 4

#116 that just completely made my day! thanks i needed that xD

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Calyx_fml 21

It probably looked like you whacked off in a condom and left it there as if you were marking your territory.

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firefly319 7

Perhaps, of that's how you and your roommates prove to each other that you had sex, you might want to find somewhere else to live. Gross.

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YoshiMike13 4

im going to be honest and say that really gross and pathetic because sex is SUPPOSED to be about love and not how fast you can lose your virginity. just saying

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dead_insects 18

I'm probably gonna get thumbed down for doing this, but I'm on the app and I cannot message people: I love your tattoo and what it says, most tats anymore don't have any meaning and yours does, very cool ^_^

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