By margelover - 11/10/2011 19:06 - Denmark

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Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
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darrenchan 0

I think you need help.

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Comments

Joshoa123 16

Yellow people with towering blue hair doesn't really do it for me. But hey, to each his own right?

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Juggalette_623 9

You're obviously a fan of the 7 foot tall, blue, cat people right then?

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Joshoa123 16

Nah. Call me old school but I'm more of a fan of the 5 foot tall people with no abnormal birth defects.

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angel948 9

Makes me wonder if all of her hair is blue. -shivers-

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GrammaticalNazi 2

82 - That's so weird, I prefer 5 foot tall people with normal birth defects.

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juanitax0x 4

Marge dies her hair blue, homer tells apoo in one of the episodes..

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RpiesSPIES 27

But wasn't that only because her hair started turning gray?

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bones_17 5

I thought this was normal to do. Yah it's normal, don't feel bad.

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decidedlyvague 11

uh... multiple personality much?

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bubo_fml 10

#3 is right, we all have our cartoon fetishes...After all, Mickey divorced Minnie 'cause she was ******' Goofy!!

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meelo88 13

Did you enjoy that the carpet may match the drapes??

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Jamicianprince 1

That's not proper

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skyeyez9 24

Yellow skin, big hair, severe overbite and weird voice.Tomorrow you will dream of having a threesome with Marge's sisters.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Marge Simpson was on the cover of Playboy once, so in that sense you're not alone. Really, it's true, look it up!

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