By clodius - 20/11/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Airdrie

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Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML
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clodius_fml 6

Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.

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linyah 11

boy..i feel sorry for the child she has if she got shit faced while with child..

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thrifting 18

If she had been drinking heavily, I feel bad for that baby. Fetal alcohol syndrome is serious, not to mention she's probably been shitfaced every other time she's slept around and tried to pull that trick. :/

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krystle817 8

funniest thing ever

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larrena2377 26

Sounds kinda like the show "My Name is Earl"

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sickerthanyou 13

you have sex with a pregnant chick, that's not a **** my life but my life is awesome!, it doesn't matter what happens later.

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thatKellykid 12

That's kinda a big thing to miss...

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howdoilogin 9

To quote the words of the legendary George Washington: "Run bro."

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plagiarismo 16

Hey, man you never know. I'm pretty sure we've all woken up a few months after a night of drinking at least a COUPLE times.

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zombey 3

Wtf y would she do that

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