By clodius - 20/11/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Airdrie

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Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML
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clodius_fml 6

Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.

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linyah 11

boy..i feel sorry for the child she has if she got shit faced while with child..

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thrifting 18

If she had been drinking heavily, I feel bad for that baby. Fetal alcohol syndrome is serious, not to mention she's probably been shitfaced every other time she's slept around and tried to pull that trick. :/

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lilpixie21 11

At least you won't have to worry whether the condom broke or not toplel

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Sparx1_1 16

Proof that idiots and alcohol don't mix. I hate it when drunks come in here and expect sympathy for the shit they get into because they are too stupid to know when they've had enough.

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sxm 13

Holy **** that is hilariously stupid on so many levels. I'm not sure what's worse the fact that you were that drunk to not notice that or her saying that to you.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

YDI for getting drunk and having sex with someone you don't know. And for being so drunk you didn't notice she was very pregnant. And she's an idiot for drinking while pregnant.

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Cadillac4427 8

yet you got thumbed down for observing OP'S stupidity ....as so will my comment

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