By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 457
You deserved it 6 916

Same thing different taste

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MusicXisXii 0

Fire is how you kill them. You can get them off with tweezers. Just make sure you don't leave ANY part of the tick inside of your skin or on your eyelash or whatever.

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What the ****, you never use fire dumbass. that irritates the tick and makes it regurgitate the blood which can give you lime disease. ******* idiots

If you can get onto the internet to complain about it surely you can also use the internet to find a better way to remove it? :/ Thats a pretty unlucky thing to have happen though. Hope it goes well.

Yea, F your life. Leaches are fire, ticks are tweezers.

what I wanna know is where you were sleeping that a tick could get onto your eyelid o_o

No, "nowhere". You wouldn't say of something unexpected "Wow, that came out of anywhere!" would you? If you're going to correct someone, try to know what you're talking about first.

Lauren10102 3

vaseline baby ( yea i meant with a "v") works every time, and wont burn your cornea.... fyi; if a man comes to your door, offering free tick searching services. DO NOT take off all of your clothes and jump up and down. Although he sounds legit, he isnt :0 Sadly I didnt get this message till afterwards....

you know, you could just pull it off. or cut down your eyelashes until he either falls off or is more visible and easier to pull off

ThickHead 0

ugh I remember my friend had ticks at her house all the time so I had to get checked whenever I went back before I went inside :/ little buggers freak me out! never try to strach one out you might take half of it out an it still be sucking your blood