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By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML
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MusicXisXii 0

Fire is how you kill them. You can get them off with tweezers. Just make sure you don't leave ANY part of the tick inside of your skin or on your eyelash or whatever.

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meaghandance16 0

Wow, i wouldve freaked out, but since when is fire a way to remove it? Use tweezers or just cut the eyelash off.

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xxhannahxx1204 2

dumbass you just take it off with your hands. you dont have to burn off your whole friggin face

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alexxss_fml 10

or instead of doing the job yourself; see a doctor OP !!! it's safer and quicker!!!

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VicNasty26 1

seriously? all you have to do to get a tick out is pull it out!!! there is no special way. what creature on earth survives with only it's head?!?!? none!!! and if there is one I don't know about, it sure as f@$& isn't a tick.

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polopony 0

"What's with OP's eye?" "It's just a (takes off sunglasses) nervous tic"

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bubblezz0504 0

I had a tick on my leg once. it wasn't tht bad. although only it's legs were in so I jus pulled it off

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Leighanna 0

Light a match then blow it out. While it's still hot touch it only to the tick. It will immediately let go.

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TheNewGuy03 28

i see the fire in your eyes... |the kid|

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Hoogyme 0

You use alcohol cuz tweezers rips your skin off

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