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By beya - 31/08/2009 22:05 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML
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crazychika 0

Ewwwww! What a little bugger! Yea... here's one reason why I'm NOT having kids :P

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itzthtguy 0

if you never had the chicken pox as a kid, then seriously, FYL.

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MelanieP_fml 0

Oh goodness OP. Sick. I seriously almost threw up after reading this. FYL.

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furry_fml 6

Wow 68 btw, I chew in my sleep

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blah123blah 0

That's one ****** up kid.

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buffalo_9 0

omg thats so disgusting ewwww

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ubernerdychick 0

Yeah...this one made me dry heave. Gross. To the tenth degree.

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snzizle 0

question: why the hell were u sleeping while u toddler was wandering around the house?

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fMYYYlife 0

uhmm maybe her husband was watching the kid! sheeesh. so qick to judge.

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Intoxicunt 5

He's FIVE. Hardly a toddler. A five year old child can get up on his own and go wake his parents or whatever. Granted, they shouldn't be just left to do whatever all day, but you don't know that he doesn't sleep in the same bed with them and just woke up before them.

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tonyDlolli 0

i read this FML and literally threw up right next to my new laptop

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