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By beya - 31/08/2009 22:05 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML

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By Spotted - 18/02/2009 22:09 - Canada

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

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Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:37

that is nasty

crazychika 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:38

Ewwwww! What a little bugger! Yea... here's one reason why I'm NOT having kids :P

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zpicci 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:33

ydi. only terrible parenting can lead to something like this.

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Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:37

So how was dinner, OP? I bet it was bloody awesome. Not.

stixjd90 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:45

yo thats nasty... i'm sorry that happened to you. what could have possibly given him the thought to do that?

mycool101 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:51

Maybe he couldn't reach the garbage can? Anyways, FYL OP, Did the scabs taste like chicken, btw? :] Lol Jk. FYL.

summer66_fml 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:47

eeeeewwww what the f*ck is wrong with your son. fortunately tho, since it was a scab, the virus was probably dead in the scab. thats how the first vaccine came about....snorting ground up small pox scabs....& it actually worked!!

notrlly 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 5:07

That's horrible. D: Those will scar.

gothymama 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 5:08

That's truly disgusting. I hope you've already had chickenpox as a child! Edit: one hundred FIRST!!!!

flinkpamingo 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 5:12

That's a kid for ya!

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SS_Anon 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 5:19

i hoped you whooped his ass.

wn427 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 5:24

perhaps i shouldn't have read this before i decided to eat dinner. =P oy veh OP, that really sucks for you. i'm sorry.

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