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By beya - 31/08/2009 22:05 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML

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By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

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By Lorena - 21/04/2012 19:26 - United States - Kapolei

Today, just three days into a much-needed vacation, my 5-year-old daughter has come down with chickenpox. FML

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By Pimpleeater - 20/12/2011 07:45 - New Zealand

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2024 13:00 - Canada - Minnedosa

Today, while eating dinner, my child picked up a piece of their chicken off the floor and put it in their mouth. It wasn’t until during bath time did I realize it wasn't chicken but poop that fell out of their diaper. FML

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By todaddy - 23/05/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5-year-old son woke up early and ran into my bedroom to wake me up. Unfortunately, he did this by jumping onto my bed, slamming his knee into my balls in the process. I had to explain my tears of agony away by claiming I was just so happy to see him. FML

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By sickmom - 21/01/2014 11:07 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I have the flu. I woke up to my son leaning over me, inches from my face, breathing in deeply. Apparently, he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school. He's 15. FML

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By mafiaguy800 - 27/08/2019 14:00

Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML

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By Spotted - 18/02/2009 22:09 - Canada

Today, at Church, the little boy sitting behind me asked his mother if I had the chicken pox, because there were red dots all over my face. I've had bad acne since I was twelve. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:37

that is nasty

crazychika 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:38

Ewwwww! What a little bugger! Yea... here's one reason why I'm NOT having kids :P

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gangstapebbles89 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:51

EWWWW!!!! i gagged wen i read that!!!!!

mathsponge 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:52

Must have been yummy haha

kendraaaxo 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:00

pisssssed! FYL. :)

mccaincracker 6

Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:03

That's gotta be full of vitamins :D

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Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:03

This one really made me gag. Punish him. FYL.

Sophia93 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:04

eww

Calaura9 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:05

Just don't leave any brusies where anyone else might be looking on your child.

Starrlife_101 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:16

thats horrible!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:14

hahahahaha! they should illustrate this one lol

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Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:18

I just gagged twice upon reading this... FYL.

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Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:26

Im sorry i thought you looked famished and gave you a midnight snack

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