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By beya - 31/08/2009 22:05 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML

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By sickmom - 21/01/2014 11:07 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I have the flu. I woke up to my son leaning over me, inches from my face, breathing in deeply. Apparently, he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school. He's 15. FML

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By Spotted - 18/02/2009 22:09 - Canada

Today, at Church, the little boy sitting behind me asked his mother if I had the chicken pox, because there were red dots all over my face. I've had bad acne since I was twelve. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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Fernmelder 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:37

that is nasty

crazychika 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:38

Ewwwww! What a little bugger! Yea... here's one reason why I'm NOT having kids :P

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anonymousabcd 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:15

What does medicine have anything to do with it? That's really disgusting. FYL

rosemary_fml 5

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:19

id be tempted to beat the **** out of him.

maverico 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:21

eeeeeeeeeeew punish him :0

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:28

His future wife is one lucky gal. I, personally, would love to wake up to my man's body parts being stuck into my mouth. But seriously, this whole FML makes me gag.

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:29

Did you have dreams of manna from heaven? DId you swallow any? Were they nice and crusty? Are you hot?

froggy123000 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:44

i just gagged... again!

byondblnd11 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:35

nom nom nom

mattmag 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 5:27

You beat me to it... :( om nom nom

juneping 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:38

eeeew.....

woahitsashlynn 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:41

Grossssssssss! Hahahaha

tangothis 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:45

Are you me? Lol same mindset, I can deal with kids until they hit 5 or until they start going to school. After that, it's all she wrote. Yuck.

liliannn 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:50

What a cute kid. Haha. Bet he taught YOU a lesson. xD

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