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By beya - 31/08/2009 22:05 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML
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crazychika 0

Ewwwww! What a little bugger! Yea... here's one reason why I'm NOT having kids :P

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aback 4

Kid obviously wants some attention. Give him some. An assbeating would be good for starters.

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katanphetamine 0

I wonder what made him think he could do that...my niece is 2, and she would have woken u up and pushed him off. Your kid hates you, dude. fyl.

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blah123blah 0

I bet the kid saw the OP eat his/her scabs (some freaks do this), and thought the OP liked to eat them. Breakfast in bed, how sweet. Still ****** up.

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pyros09 0

There's only one thing i can say to this..... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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babyjay424 0

ydi for being asleep while your son is up and has the freedom to do what he pleases he could of started a fire! nice parenting

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Renalia 5

Yeah. Because it's not like it could have been nighttime and her son woke up. After all, when you send a kid to bed, they stay asleep throughout the entire night.

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skiddyrow 0

"could have"...why do all the trolls have such bad grammar...

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fMYYYlife 0

Have you ever heard of a husband!? Some people have them! MAybe he was watching the kid. Don't be so quick to assume you look dumb

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wordgirl 0

Your misfortune has caused me such joy. :) Sorry, sweetie; at least you have an UNBEATABLE story to tell when mothers sit together and tell war tales. Seriously, you're set for life with this kid. When you're 95 and being put into a nursing home, get the good one, and tell him/her this is why you deserve it. :)

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ashtongale 0

HOLY COW!!! I've been laughing at this for at least thirty minutes. Wow. Hahahaha. My son is one, so I guess I get to look forward to that.

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