By pizzafaceinc - 02/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML
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mama2b3 20

haha that's funny. I sleep through almost anything, but I think getting punched in the face might wake me.

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x805xUnknown 6

Maybe she punched you so hard you fell into a deeper sleep? Lol.

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containsnosoy 0

Oh no, I didn't wake up when my girlfriend threw a weak punch at my face. Dude, she was probably dreaming that she punched you. Think about it.

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smellyoldlady 0

omg just STFU no one cares about garammar on this site but u!

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mexicantumblewee 0

snickerdoodles be a bitch yah know what iz bee saysin

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mexicantumblewee 0

at least u know u can take a punch

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Xxdom4073xX 0

Um, you're definitely not a grammar Nazi.

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Riyu55 0

when I heard last night and punched I was thinking of sex and a violent climax.

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MXavierT 0

Agreed with 12. But I wish I could sleep through getting punched in the face. I can't sleep if the neighbor's dog barks.

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